Yes... I finally did it

So, for your entertainment purposes, I have finally created a blog. I couldn't have done it any sooner, because so many people were telling me to make one! So now, for those of you who have told me time after time to start a blog, you can criticize my typing, spelling errors, and sentence fragments all you want. Of course, you'll get to enjoy awesome stories as well.
Now for my first story!
My dad had to travel three weeks in a row, so he was only home on the weekends and then off again. This past week was the last one of the three! He came home Friday night, but I was gone most of the day Friday and, of course, all day Saturday. So Grace and I decided that we would go hang out at my house after church to see if they wanted to do anything.
We got back to my house just in time to witness my parents leaving. "We decided that we were going to see if the girls could finally stay home alone, but now that you're here, you can keep an eye on them." After painting an awesome picture of a jayhawk (Kansas' state bird) we came up with a brilliant plan. With the help of my sisters, which we obtained through bribery, we had my parents fooled into thinking that we had gone.

Later that day we went to Grace's house and ended up watching Enchanted; a good movie to make fun of. Towards the end of the movie, right after the ball when the old hag comes in to offer the poison apple, Grace commented on her wonderful teeth. "She's only got one tooth in the middle of her bottom!"
Soon after that is the part of the "true Love's first kiss", one of my personal favorite parts. "So that's how you do a true Love's first kiss, you just get the bottom lip... I'm going to have to try that on momma sometime" - Mr. Page